Cosy DJ

Think about how toasty and serene all those DJs look around the wintery months and ask yourself how they do it, is it because of the droll ditty they are "dropping" or more to do with their trendy dress?  We don't really care for the answer, all we wanted was an excuse to buy ear muffs and pretend we were fiddling with the treble while enjoying a creamy pint.  If this presented us with the chance to discuss how the current tune fit in with the diapason normal then all the merrier. 

That's right, we're covering Cosy DJ, but sporting a pair of fluffy headphones. Now you may be asking yourself whether headphones (even without a fluffy element to them) are a trendy item, but you need to question whether you know any of the people shown here:

Of course you know them all, as they are the same person, and I don't mean they share matching DNA. What I mean is that they are all that person, walking around town with the headphones around their neck. I've seen these guys, but I have never seen them with the headphones on, so what the hell are they achieving? Could it be some form of music emitting neck protection, the last time I saw Wolf he wasn't wearing headphones, but instead a health and safety approved neck brace, a nipple revealing lycra one-piece and a menacing look in his eye.

How is his chest so bald, but hair so wavy?

Despite how ridiculous these people look, and the anger their unused headwear causes us here at TTC, we felt it an important trend to review.

As discussed last week, we have had to move on to Full Moon Bar due to the demise of Floyds and this week that move has paid off big time, look below!

The fact they had decided to jazz up the place to suit our latest trend warmed our hearts, having nice drinks and only a fairly disgusting toilet cemented it as our new hotspot.  Of course the hotspot is ironic as it is freezing in there, a long icy corridor with blasts of Siberian air, thankfully we were the only people not shivering and there was only two reasons why, our fluffy muffs and our steely resolve to report on trends.

As the other DJs blasted out tunes that we didn't really like we uncovered a secondary utility of our luxurious neck accessory, put them up over your ears and suddenly you are transported away to a tranquil but incredibly sweaty chill-out zone.  All that fluff was the perfect sound deadening and spirit lifting material.  The fact we looked like the DJ meant that punters didn't think anything of the prominent muffs and had no idea we were trying to remove ourselves from their clamorous world.

Similar to Patterned Knit, can be worn 2 ways

It wasn't all breezy living as a Cosy DJ, the great fear whenever we sport head/neckwear is the filthy thieves who can't wait to steal any item you hold dear and put on display.  See below for a textbook example.

Please no

Being suddenly subjected to a rambunctious Live Lounge shook us to our very souls and did the criminals no favours, they were just bad eggs.  We did eventually recover our treasured items and in fact weren't bothered again so compared to other specialist winter items, such as the bobble hat, they fared well.

Away from all that drama we came to realise the beauty of the Cosy DJ.  Out on the street you can look like a music enthusiast who is protected from a neck chill or some form of trauma, while in the night clubs of Cardiff you can pretend to be the big dog while actually blocking out that ghastly stuff and focus on just jumping around and sipping bacon flavoured vodka shots.  What a trend!