The Trend
Mankets - A refreshing trend that has made a stratospheric rise up the must have lists this season. Described in the Telegraph with such convincing passion, we knew a draped rag across ample shoulders was the exact piece we needed for an exciting and rewarding start to the season.
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Most Appreciative Lad
During the acquisition phase of this trend I happened across a most jolly young man serving behind the till at Topman. When I handed him the mankets he immediately gave me verbal respect as I would be "nice and snuggly in these blankets". Happy to engage in dialogue I let him know he was actually holding a brace of mankets and that they were the height of Autumnal Sophistication. Very excited by the word manket and the thought of me strutting down the street and out to the countryside, he recommended a picnic that'd be proper romantic. Needless to say the buying experience for mankets is a very positive thing.
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One of the many ways to wear a manket |
A Massive Manket Fan
Whilst enjoying a full and thriving Floyds experience, Rob and I heard a loud shout of 'Scottish' from behind, and upon turning a large man was hurtling toward us with outspread arms. He was a massive fan of the Manket, albeit thinking it was a tartan article. He wanted to try it on, and was thoroughly enthused by the whole ordeal. It seemed as though the single piece of fabric brought us together in some way. However after a little dance with the Manket, he then started using it like a lady lasso, and hooking his female entourage with it. Not knowing whether fabric could become a carrier of chlamydia, I was wary when he returned the item (but touch wood, no symptoms as of yet!)
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Effortless chic
GAM (Get A Manket)
You definitely should - It should be noted that it will still be called a manket on a lady, as the alternative is not terribly endearing. No one should wear a blanket out to a social situation (and I am not going to lower the tone to suggest a Woman's Blanket).
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