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So this is an introductory post for Trend The Consequences, and as a start I thought I would give a quick overview of what is going to go down over the coming weeks. Two powerful men are attempting to find the Ultimate Outfit, and to do this we are going to sport different trendy clothes on nights out in Cardiff and see the reaction we get. The best reactions will score a trend highly, and vice versa. Then at the end of the summer we will be sporting the best trends together to create the Ultimate Outfit, which on a night out will make us the coolest people ever!!!!!! (Imagine the above photo with 2 men that can bench press numerous oxen while squatting 50kg instead of 4 ladies)
Other than cash the most important thing is the realness of our prose. When people react in positive ways we will milk it, when they hate us we will admit our failings in their eyes and when nothing happens because the trend is too subtle for common eyes we will not claim something impressive happened. We also won't claim our experiences are transferable to women in the same trends, the world today being as it is we aren't qualified to make such assumptions.
Trend The Consequences is the only acceptable trend guidance for men who aren't very inventive; and rest assured, when the Ultimate Outfit is revealed your mind will be blown away and you will be online getting the outfit you need.
Could you do sneakyball(s) as a trend?
ReplyDeleteRob's pretty serious about what we're allowed to do, I'm not sure he'd be keen on this sadly (thankfully)
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